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    Do not let Crazy Eyes think she is your wife. If you hurt her feelings, you’re going to need a mop. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Crazy Eyes. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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Do not let Crazy Eyes think she is your wife. If you hurt her feelings, you’re going to need a mop. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Crazy Eyes. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


    I just unlocked the Orange Is The New Black: Nicky Nichols sticker on GetGlue



    
    
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    Witty smart aleck and recovering drug addict Nicky juggles several girlfriends and serves as Piper’s unofficial guide to her new surroundings. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Nicky. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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Witty smart aleck and recovering drug addict Nicky juggles several girlfriends and serves as Piper’s unofficial guide to her new surroundings. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Nicky. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


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    The prison guard nicknamed Pornstache will smuggle anything to an inmate for a profit, while his gift for self-preservation ensures he’s never caught. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Pornstache. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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The prison guard nicknamed Pornstache will smuggle anything to an inmate for a profit, while his gift for self-preservation ensures he’s never caught. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Pornstache. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


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    Taystee has gained a useful profession as manager of the library, but what will happen when she realizes prison is the only home she has left? Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Taystee. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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Taystee has gained a useful profession as manager of the library, but what will happen when she realizes prison is the only home she has left? Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Taystee. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


    I just unlocked the Orange Is The New Black: Red sticker on GetGlue



    
    
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    Red rules her prison kitchen as ruthlessly as any other Russian czar and deals brutally with food critics. Pretend the chipped beef is delicious or starve. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Red. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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Red rules her prison kitchen as ruthlessly as any other Russian czar and deals brutally with food critics. Pretend the chipped beef is delicious or starve. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Red. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


    I just unlocked the Orange Is The New Black: Alex Vause sticker on GetGlue



    
    
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    So you’d rather forget your drug-money trafficking lesbian past? Your former lover and partner in crime Alex is going to make that very difficult. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Alex. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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So you’d rather forget your drug-money trafficking lesbian past? Your former lover and partner in crime Alex is going to make that very difficult. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black. Continue watching to find out what happens to Alex. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


    I just unlocked the Orange Is The New Black: Larry Bloom sticker on GetGlue



    
    
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    Under “nice guy” in the dictionary there should be a photo of Larry, who loves his imprisoned fiancee unconditionally. But even nice guys have limits. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Continue watching to find out what happens to Larry. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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Under “nice guy” in the dictionary there should be a photo of Larry, who loves his imprisoned fiancee unconditionally. But even nice guys have limits. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Continue watching to find out what happens to Larry. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


    I just unlocked the Orange Is The New Black: Piper Chapman sticker on GetGlue



    
    
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    New arrival Piper Chapman may be uniquely out of place in the New York penal system, but she’s not as innocent as she appears. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Continue watching to find out what happens to Piper.  Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.

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New arrival Piper Chapman may be uniquely out of place in the New York penal system, but she’s not as innocent as she appears. Thank you for watching Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Continue watching to find out what happens to Piper. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Netflix.


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    You’ve discovered the addictive web series starring Kiefer Sutherland and John Hurt. For more, check out http://on.fb.me/i70Qdm. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Digital Broadcasting Group.

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You’ve discovered the addictive web series starring Kiefer Sutherland and John Hurt. For more, check out http://on.fb.me/i70Qdm. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Digital Broadcasting Group.


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